Which Fart Are You?
Article Published by Cameron at 05/06/2025 5:37 PM EST
Answer a few questions and find out your inner brap.
You're a... Whoopee Cushion!
You're a classic prankster — lighthearted, sneaky, and always bringing laughter.

You're a... Silent Fart!
You're mysterious and deadly. You don’t need sound to make an impact.

You're a... Queef!
You're rare and confusing, but always get a laugh when you appear.

You're a... Squeaky Fart!
You're small but mighty — the unexpected punchline in every room.

You're a... Wet Fart!
You’re a force to be reckoned with — hilarious, but a little dangerous.

You're a... Stinky Fart!
You're potent and unforgettable. People may run, but they’ll never forget you.

You're a... Loud Fart!
Bold, fearless, and loud — you demand attention wherever you go.

You're a... Long Fart!
You're legendary and dramatic. People stop what they’re doing to admire you.

You're a... Shart!
You're chaotic neutral. An absolute spectacle with a bit of a mess.

You're an... Among Fard!
You’re sus, random, and inexplicably popular. Red always fards.
